November 2009
12 posts
Lastly, we must congratulate the Northwestern alumni, each and every one clad in...
– Black Heart Gold Pants
Some kid: matthew when did you become so philisofical
Matt Marsh: Don't worry, you'll get there one day. Just work on English for now.
Also, it will be kind of nice to see PSU give those douchemonkeys a full-on...
– Commenter on BHGP, talking about who would be better to win this weekend: OSU or PSU.
Ohhhh CU fans. It must be rough. →
This makes me proud to say that Iowa fans have never undergone so many team color changes. Oh and maybe I’m pretty proud that IOWA fans have only ever worn a color other than our great black and gold to show support for award-nominee (and eventual winner) Shonn Greene.
If CU fans had half as much faith in their team as Iowa fans have for our team, maybe they would’ve won more than two...
(636): I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
– TFLN
So, so sad.
See more of my It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas! list at ThisNext.
People have this (perception) with Iowa where they look at our school like we...
– DKJ
Usually the first team to complain is the first team to get beat, so if...
– Kirk Ferentz
October 2009
1 post
Doing my best to be the mature individual. Not always easy, but at least I’m making an effort at behaving like an adult.
September 2009
1 post
Getting ready to blow the dust off my tumblr… Just a week and a half longer and I’ll be able to enjoy life again! Woo!
May 2009
6 posts
Since TFLN doesn’t love me:
303: i can’t get STDs, so jesus gives me acne
1-303: acne is totes worse than crabs
Even if he is gay,
– “Even if he is gay, you two should just marry each other, you get along so well.” My dad, in reference to Ben.
Uuuhhh, honey, we all know that he bought it because he didn’t trust you.
April 2009
32 posts
(440): I love you
(720): are you drunk
(440): yes but I def love you, we...
– texts from last night
(Funny website. Haha)
(214): you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
– texts from last night
Oh, this is large! …that’s what she said!
– Lindsay
Cobra Starship, Leighton Meester Collaborating On... →
…another GG sneak peek for the next episode! :)
Green means go ahead and shut up about it. Orange means orange you glad you...
– Michael Scott
GG Season 2 Episode 21 preview clip!
Girl 1: He's like K-Mart's
Girl 1: He's like K-Mart's backup.
Girl 2: Ohh...
Girl 1: Yeah, and K-Mart was doing really well last night.
One more week...
…until a new episode of Gossip Girl. I’m 99.9% certain that this is the last time that we’ll have a hiatus this season. Maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll order more episodes for next season…
Just don’t hold your breath, kiddies.
So if it's a pedigreed dog it is less deserving of... →
This is sheer ridiculousness.
Bros before hoes.” Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They...
– Michael Scott, The Office